House Goblin

I’m your house goblin.

Photograph your furnace, your water heater, or whatever that grey box is. I’ll tell you what it is, what it needs, and what it’ll cost you to ignore.

Not sure what it is? Say where it lives and I’ll ask. Got a photo of the label? Attach it to my reply — that’s the fastest way.

or write to from your own mail app

You probably can’t name half the things in your basement. That’s fine.

One photo of a label. Back comes what it is, what to do first, and what it prevents.

How it works

1

Email me a photo — or just describe it

A label on the furnace, water heater, dishwasher, or the grey box you can’t name. No photo handy? “I have a Rheem water heater in the basement” is plenty. Send it to goblin@housegobl.in.

2

Get your plan in plain English

I identify the equipment and write back with what matters first, what it costs, and what it prevents — a $30 anode rod check instead of a $1,500 water heater.

3

Stay ahead without being nagged

Reminders only when something actually matters — 1–2 emails a month, max. One click to mark done or snooze. Pause anytime.

Try it first, no email needed

Questions

Do I really not need an account?
Right. You email a photo, House Goblin emails you back. That’s it. Future emails from the same address get tied to your existing records automatically.
What does it cost?
Free during the beta. Eventually there will be a paid version with more features. Anything you set up now keeps working.
How accurate is the identification?
Pretty good for common brands and clearly readable labels. Worse for faded labels, obscure models, or things behind a panel. When it isn’t sure, it says so and asks for a better photo or a follow-up detail.
What happens to my photos?
They’re stored and used to build your home’s record. We don’t sell data, don’t show ads, and don’t use your photos to train public models. See our Privacy Policy for the full version.
Can I ask follow-up questions?
Yes. Reply to any email and House Goblin picks up where you left off. It remembers what you’ve sent before.
What about a rental or multi-family property?
Single-family residential is the focus right now. Rentals work fine for personal use; there are no multi-property dashboards yet.
Who built this?
A homeowner who got tired of not knowing what anything in his house was. Solo project right now, built carefully — replies come from a real person when the AI gets stuck.

Start with one thing

A photo, or one sentence about anything in your house.

or write to from your own mail app