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What is that thing in your basement?

Send a photo of the label. I'll tell you what it is, how old it is, and what it actually needs. No signup.

The photo isn't stored. Nothing is, unless you ask me to keep the result.

What you get back

Example

Rheem Performance Plus 50-gallon gas water heater

Manufacturer
Rheem
Model
XG50T12DU38U0
Serial
0318A12345

Made March 2018, from the serial. Eight years in; these typically last 8–12 years, so it's in the window.

New8y12y

Do this first

Check the anode rod$20-50DIY

The rod corrodes so the tank doesn't. At eight years it's probably gone, and after that the tank rusts from the inside.

Then

Flush the tank$0DIY

Sediment on the bottom makes it rumble, run hot, and die early.

Test the T&P relief valve$0DIY

The one safety device on it. Lift the lever; water should come out and stop.

If it fails

Usual first sign it's going: rust on tank or in water. Replacement runs $1,200-$2,500 installed for standard tank.

Example

Carrier Infinity 96 gas furnace

Manufacturer
Carrier
Model
59TN6C100C211122
Serial
1724A47932

Made April 2024, from the serial. Two years in; these typically last 15–30 years.

New15y30y

Do this first

Replace the air filter$10-40DIY

A clogged filter makes the blower work harder and can crack the heat exchanger over time. Every 1-3 months.

Then

Annual furnace tune-up$80-200Pro

A tech checks the heat exchanger for cracks, which is a carbon monoxide risk you cannot see.

Test the CO detector nearby$0DIY

The furnace is the thing it exists for.

If it fails

Usual first sign it's going: short cycling or a yellow, flickering flame. Replacement runs $3,000-$7,500 installed (varies by efficiency and size).

Example

Pretty sure this is a Bosch 800 Series dishwasher

Manufacturer
Bosch
Model
SHPM88Z75N

No serial in the shot, so no age — the date is usually on the plate. These typically last 9–12 years.

Do this first

Clean the filter$0DIY

Grit on the glasses and a smell that will not leave both start here. Twist it out of the floor of the tub.

Then

Check the door gasket$0DIY

A leak here ends up under the floor, and that is the expensive part.

If it fails

Usual first sign it's going: standing water after a cycle, or a pump that hums and does nothing. Replacement runs $500-$1,500.